December 24, 2017 at 7:04 am #659877theamcguyProFayetteville, NC
’Twas the day before Christmas, when all through the site
Many tools were debating, “Why didn’t they bite?”
“We came with free batteries or slimmed down our price”
“Yet we’re alone in this warehouse, without even some mice!”
When the shipping bay doors arose with such a clatter.
The tools all wondered just what was the matter.
And what to their wondering gears should appear,
But a giant creature with a hard hat covering his ear.
“Is that a dog?” pressed the drill press from where it was placed.
“Who knows?” mused the BLUE drill. “But he does have good taste!”
“How could you miss it?” cried the anvil by the stools.
“He must be a coyote, for we’re at Acme Tools!”
He spoke these soft words, as he scanned his long list.
“Worry not, for I know something you might have missed.
There are so many more days than just this one yule,
For which people will need tools too…”
(and also the World's Fastest Poster)December 24, 2017 at 8:10 am #659885smallerstickProNorth Bay, ON
Thanks, Bill, that gave me a good chuckle this morning.
I will pass on the good wishes from the frozen north to all here , too.
BE the change you want to see.
Even if you can’t Be The Pro… Be The Poster you’d want to read.December 24, 2017 at 8:49 am #659890cmeyer25ProBellingham, WA
@theamcguy you may have missed your calling – you’ve got the heart of a poet!
Merry Christmas and happy Holidays to you all, it’s been a good year here with you, I’ve learned a lot, picked up a bunch of new tools, and had a few laughs along the way. Looking forward to the new year and all that it brings!
__________________December 24, 2017 at 8:49 am #659891roninohioProNew Franklin, OH
Merry Christmas to everyone ! May you all have a new tool under the tree!December 24, 2017 at 8:53 am #659893SorpaProPierrefonds, Qc
Merry Christmas to everybody!December 24, 2017 at 10:47 am #659911JimDaddyOPro
Merry Christmas and thanks for the chuckle.
My You Tube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA5AretE3xPoVDV61AxUdUA
I don't do a fast job. I don't do a slow job. I do a half fast job.December 24, 2017 at 12:18 pm #659919DirtyWhiteBoyProHonolulu,, Hi.
You’re a poet Bill.
Merry Christmas to all.
A Working Pro since 1988!
Member since January 26, 2013.December 24, 2017 at 12:23 pm #659922xtsalladProDallas, TX
Well done! Happy holidays.
jDecember 24, 2017 at 12:26 pm #659924
Merry Christmas to all. Off to réveillonDecember 24, 2017 at 1:38 pm #659940wbembridPro
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
Cheers to all!
WillDecember 24, 2017 at 1:51 pm #659942utopia78ProToronto, ON
Haha, very nice! Thanks for the laugh!! Merry Christmas BTP
A Working Pro since 2004December 24, 2017 at 2:31 pm #659946asgoodasdeadPro
merry christmas and happy new year to everyone. hopefully everyone is flush with work through the new yearDecember 24, 2017 at 5:08 pm #659948BattyPro
Wishing you all the happiest holidays and an even better new year.December 24, 2017 at 6:47 pm #659950
@theamcguy haha, your a poet and don’t even no it lol
Thank you Bill,
I will take this opportunity to wish all the members I have known over the last few years,
I wish all of you and your families a very Merry Christmas,
Health and happiness, be safe all.
@bethepro Merry Christmas to all the staff at BTP, thanks For a great forum.December 24, 2017 at 7:01 pm #firstname.lastname@example.orgModeratorOwatonna, MN - Minnesota
Merry Christmas to allDecember 24, 2017 at 7:18 pm #659953KenWPro
Merry Christmas y’all 🙂December 24, 2017 at 7:37 pm #659955hojo04ProBurton, Michigan
Merry Christmas to all of you.December 24, 2017 at 8:54 pm #659960RonWModeratorHolladay, Tn
Merry Christmas everyone.
A Working Pro since 1994!
Member since March 26, 2014.December 24, 2017 at 9:09 pm #659961ChadMModeratorEast Palestine, Ohio
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone!
A Working Pro since 1993
Member since 12/07/2013December 24, 2017 at 9:36 pm #659962SiberianPro
LOL, That’s good . May everyone here have a special day and a good memory to follow. To those that celebrate, Merry Christmas.
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